theredqueen726:

Because, axe murderers are pretty common. Wrote these myself.

Some ass had his child in the background. I don’t enjoy screaming children. ENJOY.

And this. Wow, so long ago.


theredqueen726:

Because I love this video.

Bump. I love this even still.


findingsilverlinings:

apparently i’m gonna be dreaming of french toast tonight

findingsilverlinings:

apparently i’m gonna be dreaming of french toast tonight

(via fierynightmare)


doctorwho:

Once Upon a Time I…

dontlistentokiki:

afhyer:

davidtennantandbeatlesporn:

blogofimpossiblethings:

comealongmellark:

Once upon a time I saved the universe with the Eleventh Doctor and loved it. Meanwhile, Rose Tyler and Donna Noble painted the TARDIS pink. The end.

Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with the Eleventh Doctor on Christmas.  Meanwhile, Martha Jones and Rose Tyler got sent back in time by the Weeping Angels. The end.

Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Ten while orbiting a supernova. Meanwhile, Nine and Donna painted the Tardis Pink. The End.

^That is lovely.

Once upon a time, I visited Shakespeare with River Song while wearing a a fez, meanwhile, Donna Noble and Sarah Jane were having a spa date on the Tardis. The End. 

sounds legit.

Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Ten and loved it. Meanwhile, Sally Sparrow and Donna adopted an Adipose. The End.

(via fierynightmare)


Abigail’s Song from Doctor Who!

Yes this is me singing. Really.

Hope you like it, Whovians!


Me: I want a man who's charming. A man who always comes back for me, even if it takes a very long time. He has to be sexy in an unconventional way, because regular sexy is so generic. And I want him to be a goofball. Someone who-
Friend: You want the Doctor.
Me: Eleven.
Friend: He doesn't exist.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Officer: So she tripped and fell on your iron skillet?
Me: She sure did.

This is one of mine...

Me: You see that light out there?
Dad: Yeah...
Me: Do you know what that is?
Dad: It's the su-
Me: It's an exploding TARDIS.
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: I think you have a problem.
Me: ...Take that back.

Guess what.

I MADE A WHOLE NEW TUMBLR PAGE DEVOTED TO RANDOM CONVERSATIONS AND QUOTES INVOLVING WHATEVER I FIND FUNNY AT THE TIME.

So you should follow me.

I am tagging every fandom I follow religiously. Which will be the subjects of my random things.

Have fun.

Eat your vegetables.

Don’t kill dolphins.